THE QUANT BOX
A Hedge Fund "Super Engine"
Covering 46 of the Most Liquid Financial Markets on Earth
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2024: Using Margin: +190% Twitter Trading Demonstration
No Margin: +33.5% (no margin) by Market Sector
No Margin: +26.4% 5-Yr Avge Return - 46 Markets
I've built a career creating disruptive technologies. The Quant Box may be my best work yet. Many hedge funds take 2% fees and 20% profits, yet many underperform. I call The Quant Box a "hedge fund super engine." With signal calls across 46 major markets each day, it has the potential to help manage billions of dollars and adds a dynamic decision-making tool for professional money management to potentially make better trading and investment decisions.
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The Quant Box may indeed make paying "2 and 20" truly worth it.
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MINIMUM BID IS $5 MILLION (WE ESTIMATE THE SOFTWARE IS WORTH FAR MORE THAN THIS). SILENT BIDDING CLOSES JUNE 14, 2025 at 1pm. CLICK "QUANT BOX SALE" FOR DETAILS.
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DUE DILIGENCE/MEET/GREET AT THE NAPLES, FL AC HOTEL, WEST PALM BEACH HILTON & HYATT REGENCY MIAMI . Details: Meetings scheduled June 12-14, between 10am and 12pm.
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For the Quant Box Model Portfolio public demonstration --- SEE TWITTER.COM/THEQUANTBOX and/or DOWNLOAD THE COMPLETE TWITTER ARCHIVE AT THE "QUANT BOX SALE" INFORMATION TAB ON THIS WEB SITE.
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To Listen to a quick tutorial on how an investor, or trader, might use The Quant Box Signals, click here.
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NOTICE
THE "TRADING" PIT SUBSCRIPTION PRICING PLANS ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC. PLEASE SEE OUR FREE TWITTER FEED AT TWITTER.COM/THEQUANTBOX TO SEE HOW THE QUANT BOX & MR. KELLY PERFORMED FROM THE THEORETICAL PORTFOLIO INCEPTION DATE OF FEBRUARY 20, 2024 UNTIL APRIL 16, 2024---56 DAYS OF AGGRESSIVE TRADING WHICH YIELDED +190%! THE QUANT BOX IS FOR SALE AT A PRICE OF $35 MILLION, HOWEVER DUE TO FAMILY ILLNESS, THIS INCREDIBLE FINTECH PLATFORM IS GOING TO BE AUCTIONED OFF OVER A THREE-DAY PERIOD IN THREE DIFFERENT FLORIDA CITIES. THE WINNING BID WILL BE NOTIFIED THE AFTERNOON OF JUNE 14. Minimum bid is $5 Million.
Institutions interested in the signals should send us an email to discuss institutional delivery and economic consulting services.
Robert L. Kelly
Developer, Founder & Owner
The Quant Box
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NOTICE: Subscriptions no longer available to the public. This functionality has been built-out for a potential purchaser to see how The Quant Box might be used as a subscription engine, in case the purchaser did not want to use The Quant box for the purposes of managing their own money. This website has various instructions and descriptions to show how a subscription model might work across the 46 markets covered by The Quant Box.
Check out "More" above --- the subscription logic, design and layout can be seen under "The Quant Box All 46 Markets" under "Trading Pit Pricing Plans."
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Can you imagine the money you would save if you could learn to manage your own portfolio? Are you a hedge fund looking to improve your decision making? Have you lost your clients money? You may have come to the right place...after all, what have you really got to lose?
The Quant Box subscription model, if implemented, could be priced at about the price of a cup of coffee for a purchaser who has thousands of clients---or, certainly could be priced as a premium research product for institutional use.
The Quant Box makes learning easy. If you understand traffic lights, you should be able to follow The Quant Box, with its version of "red light," "green light," and "stop sign" signals issued each day across 46 of the world's most liquid markets.
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Harness the power of a true hedge fund super engine...it may open your eyes to a whole new world of trading.
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PART OF THE STORY
NOTICE: Examples of subscription services and this description are designed to show how a subscription service might be "rolled out." For a large organization, it could provide significant new revenue streams from clients. Alternatively, because of the power of the signals historically speaking, the service could be rolled out to premier clients at far more hefty "research fees" per month.
Robert L. Kelly, the creator of The Quant Box, (the "QB") which he calls a "hedge fund super engine," hopes The Quant Box software will contribute towards a better tomorrow for many investors. The Quant Box provides a smart, innovative, and affordable solution for sophisticated traders, investors, and companies to use the system's trend-identifying signals, and its integrated risk management tools, to contribute toward making better investment decisions. Education is the key to successful trading, and The Quant Box is an outstanding educational tool for a serious investor's toolbox.
46 market signals, The Quant Box Model Portfolio, and Trading Pit Membership costs only $124.99/month---but only if you subscribe through the special pricing portal at the "Trading Pit Pricing Plans" page---where you can also receive two free weeks to try it all out.
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$124.99/month---That's about the cost of a cappuccino a day at Starbucks during a month! According to our hand-written, long division:
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While the "QB" software logic is complex, the ability for traders to understand its issued market signals is simple --- "Go Long," "Sell Short," and "Exit" signals are issued by The Quant Box and updated after the market close (5pm ET futures) on a daily basis, M-F. This allows for after-hours, and regular-trading hours executions (the next trading day), across the world---after the investor or trader weighs the educational evidence provided by The Quant Box, alongside other research and information they may have at their disposal.
The Quant Box has an impressive theoretical performance history. During 2024, The Quant Box enjoyed a 33.5% weighted average return across market sectors. During 2023, The Quant Box beat "actual" market performance 32.8% vs. 20.2% by sector average performance, across 46 markets---without margin. If Bitcoin is excluded from this performance comparison, and pulled out of the calculation, The Quant Box beat the remaining 45 markets it covers in 2023, 17.73% vs. the market's 5.93% actual. A trader or investor who uses futures margin knows the kind of dramatic performance this relative difference might make to an account value (i.e. futures margin can easily range from 4-6x)! The Quant Box Performance page also shows you the previous five-year theoretical performance for the 46 markets---with each year's individual results shown. The average return for those five years was 25%, theoretically.
This performance differential is one of the reasons why the decision was made to allow The Quant Box signals to be used as an educational tool to help investors make better decisions---by using the QB to identify trends, decisively jump on trends, and then exit those trends on a timely basis. Of course, the investor must make his/her own decisions. Please see and read the abundant risk disclosures on this website. They are listed in several places and very important. You will find them on the "Quant Box Trading Signals" page, and also at the bottom of the "Quant Box Performance" page. They are also spelled out in the terms & conditions at checkout before you become a subscriber, and you must agree to them, as well, via a "check" mark.
The Quant Box is owned by Mr. Kelly's company, Jackass Banker LLC, where Mr. Kelly has published a number of books. These books provide keen insight into his thinking, his forecasting abilities, and his world experience which he brings to the table to serve clients. He believes a better understanding of how markets might operate in a complex world, combined with a technological edge, often is a winning combination. It can potentially lead companies and individuals toward successful futures.
Contact The Quant Box today to set up a meeting with Mr. Kelly and/or to ask questions about The Quant Box.
2024 NUMBERS ARE IN:
THE QUANT BOX +33.5% THEORETICAL
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+22.3% ACROSS 46 MARKETS
IF YOU EXCLUDE BITCOIN PERFORMANCE FROM THE CALCULATION:
THE QUANT BOX +18.2%
THEORETICAL
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+9.8% ACROSS 45 MARKETS!
Contact:
jackassbanker@gmail.com for more information. The Quant Box is for sale.
Price: $35 Million
The Quant Box 2024 Theoretical Performance 46-Market Detail
Note: This TV commercial was produced and broadcast in 2020. Reference to "Last year" refers to 2019 (as is clearly seen in the banner in the commercial) and the theoretical trading performance, which was achieved during an online, educational trading demonstration performed by Mr. Kelly using a model portfolio---which he built, traded & architected. Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
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The logos above are believed to be in the public domain, according to https://commons.wikimedia.org/ and are intended to solely indicate where the TV commercial actually ran. None of these broadcasters endorse The Quant Box, thequantbox.com, Demacrash!, or anything else on this website.
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The TV commercial also aired on "Mornings With Maria," however that logo appears to not be in the public domain.
NOTICE: THIS SERVICE NOT AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE A FREE 14-DAY TRIAL OF THE QUANT BOX SIGNALS, SIMPLY GO TO THE TRADING PIT PRICING PLANS, AND CLICK ANY OF THE SUBSCRIPTION BUTTONS LABELED, "Start Free Trial." WE DO, HOWEVER, REQUIRE A CREDIT CARD TO PREVENT ABUSE OF A FREE TWO WEEKS VIA THE USE OF DIFFERENT EMAILS, BUT REST ASSURED, WE WILL NOT CHARGE YOU UNLESS YOU DO NOT CANCEL.
The Quant Box is engineered so I can run it off a yacht---it is highly portable, as long as there is an internet connection and a laptop!
---Robert L. Kelly